Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Watching her eat just hurts me
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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