Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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