he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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