I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I want her autograph on my taint
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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