The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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