How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Randomize
