I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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