Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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