It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I cut my penus on the lid.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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