I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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