just survived the first fart of the relationship.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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