I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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