So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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