Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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