Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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