it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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