He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I need moral support for this bender
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Holy shit dude........stairs
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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