Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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