so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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