i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Hippo gnu deer
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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