after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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