I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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