I hate your face
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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