He is such a slut. More and more my type.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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