I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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