Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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