I feel like I'm in dance class right now
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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