I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Operation Purity has been aborted
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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