We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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