So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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