But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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