Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm passing your future prison.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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