We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
