I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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