Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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