I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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