I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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