If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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