i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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