Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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