Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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