So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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