I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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