I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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