So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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