somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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