How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
