Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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