yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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