i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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