New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
