butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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