I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
you never un-have a 4some
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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