So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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