whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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