I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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