We're facebook friends in real life
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
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