YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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